Pussy Cat Blamed for Child Porn

Just when you thought the summer heat had already revved up all the crazies, here comes Keith Griffin, who blames his cat for child porn found on his computer. Thank goodness Griffin and his porn-mongering cat live in Florida and not Texas. We have enough colorful characters who made strange news headlines.

How smart is this cat, name not released pending notification of relatives, that he can download child porn? And if he’s into porn, why child porn and not cat porn? Do cats secretly find children sexy? Guess we won’t know until the police break the cat, and sweat him out until he talks.

Griffin claims his cat walks on the keyboard, and several times has downloaded bizarre things. Yes, that could happen, and maybe you could get one or two porn images downloaded. But this cat walked so much, according to Griffin, he downloaded over 1,000 child porn images. That cat should be tired after stomping on the keyboard all that time.

Surprisingly, the police didn’t believe this story and arrested Griffin rather than the cat.